That made me dizzy!

Well atleast you didn't have to do anything off the 'Honey Do List'. 

It made me sore.

Ew, stinky. Hard to believe a house that young had pipes like that.

 

And dizzy.

 

Can I have your back yard? I've got three large dogs. I'll fill the ditch back in...

 

As I was reviewing the film I thought I really should attache the camera to some wheeled kid's toy for stability . . but then I'd have to mount an X-Wing nose to the camera and add a soundtrack and special effects.  Instead I said, "Screw it.  I'm tired."I love my yard.  Trench and all.  It should be easier to fill in that it was to remove.  You can however, have my wife and kid's dog.  

Now that the trench is dug you can put in that anti-alien thingy and leave the tin-foil hat home.

Nice house and yard!!

Thanks.  If I did htat, what would I have to wear for special occasions?

And this is why you're not a true Star Wars fan.  In related news, you have a wife and kids.  Correlation?  I think so.  

My dream is still to recreate the entire original trilogy using nothing but the original action figures, custom built miniature sets, and stop motion.

I'll find something for you...

 

Man !.....those toenails look lethal I tell ya.

Now that you have that trench dug, might I suggest a French Drain? You could get some good drainage out of this fiasco. Negative becomes a positive.

Stay on target... stay on target...

I'll bet scavengers made a fortune off the Death Stars.

Thinking about it.  Not sure I want to buy gravel I never see when I have a creek out back just waiting for the basemetn water.